Spikey Doppio

omnisexual chaos muppet

large and empty
nb demon from the Matrix
Alijah

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

What's a guy gotta do to get some muppet head around here?

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anyone else in constant need of hugs?

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whimpering (on the verge of tears) to the guy in the bike shop when he asks if I need help

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just googling primates

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Scarfing down Thai food in this crowded bar at a booth by myself don't bother me

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

I love it
The feeling of being crushed

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Just thinking about kissing *sigh*

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Chanting: wet mom wet mom wet mom wet mom

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

Second time in the climbing gym and I made three new friends (:

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

Y'all ever wanna punch yourself in the face? What would that feel like?

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when you feel so heavy you can't even get out of the car when you get home 😮‍💨

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Who wants to get married at the Chicago rat hole?

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My brother is defending Pitbull and comparing it to reggaetón god help me

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

Is anyone else's mom entirely uninterested in any aspect of their life?

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boarding my third flight of the morning and my legs are vibrating

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Harrah Stayaalz (random man faking an accent with a scarf at the party) saved my life

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

I read "Cunty The Scrooge"

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and and because someone will call my name

[Spikey Doppio @alargejar]

I like to hang out at coffee shops because I'd rather cry in public than at home

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Kiss me with a fist

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BYOB: bring your own boobs - strip club business idea (please don't steal)