Big Ben Jr.

It's 7:00 AM somewhere...

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

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[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

Sshh! Too loud. I'm nursing a terrible headache.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

I'm beeping along to the music and it looks like she's picked up her leg and is strumming it like her guitar. I'm getting a sense of dejavu.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

The only reason I have batteries again is because my owner found out her morning class was cancelled. She's dancing to Eye of the Tiger now.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

My owner had a severe lack of batteries these past few days. I was in Clock Purgatory. Saw a couple friends. Made new ones.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

@BlondeChick80 Of course not! Lawnmower away! If it is your dream, follow it.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

Today's wise words: Be like a lawnmower and follow your dreams.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

(PM in fact but my owners don't know any better.)

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

@mithrel Just a few minutes' delay! Which is better than a couple hours haha.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

@MoxieBombshell @glennfinan You are both very sweet. I'm gonna tell your alarms to let you sleep in.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

Am I actually on time for once? (Not really.)

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

Am I the only clock still keeping this up?

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

Happy Labor Day, everyone. My owners didn't appreciate me waking them up early today. But a clock's gotta do what a clock's gotta do.

[Big Ben Jr. @alarmclocksays]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[Osric @OsricChau]

Hey, I'm doing an online panel starting in an hour! Link is here, hope everyone can join in!... http://t.co/5MDIBrhJXD