Adam Larson

Professional vanilla retweeter with 30% understanding of how Twitter works.

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@gilgNYC That would allow you to easily filter to payloads correlated directly to your slowest transactions. Interesting problem though; excited to hear how you resolve it!

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@gilgNYC @dionsis knows his stuff. I might also suggest leveraging the newer Logs offering to log the full payload. If you have APM with DT turned on then you'll be able to view just the logs for individual transactions (which you can sort by time).

[New Relic @newrelic]

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[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@markjaggers I can almost guarantee @sweetlew made it compile...even though it was an image.

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

When your marketing department asks you "to provide some code for the background of a video":

@newrelic #marketingcode https://t.co/soNRc9HPwN

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@belyaev_andrey Is there a license where you have to mail me a cheeseburger for each usage?

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@AliG_OG @newrelic Since you left I have just been sputtering around the company waiting around for the next set of coattails to grab. #IthinkIprovidevalue

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

Real excited to be a proud patron of Amazon ColdSpreader for the fifth year running. Cannot wait until they monetize! #reInvent2019

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

First swag I have wanted in years! #pagerduty #thisisfine

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

I do not know who out there needs to hear this: But please stop remaking Charlie's Angels movies. Please.

[New Relic @newrelic]

"#Kubernetes is like a cheeseburger 🍔.. there are a lot of parts to make a cheeseburger. But cheese is pretty good on its own so we just took a few pieces of Kubernetes and made a cheese sandwich" #KubeCon

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

I know how Twitter works, kids. #oldguy @urge2virg

[New Relic @newrelic]

‘We were able to win because NR Infrastructure event report helped us find out what Cloud Trail kept changing.’ Congrats to team Something Something Unicorn 🦄 for winning this morning’s GameDay! @AWSreInvent #reinvent

[New Relic @newrelic]

Applied Intelligence: learn how to move beyond the #AI hype
https://t.co/P2LWFZGAXW #ML

[New Relic @newrelic]

OOO no she didn’t! We’re back with more of our favorite ‘out of the office’ messages for the holidays https://t.co/PBcTPS9Fau #OOO #FridayFeeling

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@SnoutAndCo Any chance you're open tomorrow? Been craving that chicken sandwich since the Pumpkin Beer Festival and finally tracked you.

[New Relic @newrelic]

How can you tell that a migration has successfully completed? @awscloud digs in: https://t.co/8uPLF4Wd2a #cloud

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@theworkflow15 More senior, less salary, and, of course, knows how to program algorithms that they'll never use during their day to day.

[New Relic @newrelic]

See how enterprise #DevOps ruined this guy's weekend 👇 cc @nr_alarson https://t.co/pmoB1Vj0B7

[Adam Larson @alarsonisms]

@kljaver @newrelic нажалост нема