Uh-Lay-Suh

I'm the one who has to die when its time for me to die. So let me live my life the way i want to. ΣΓΦ

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Anyone who comes into my bedroom while Im not home and takes a 100 dollar bill off my dresser so Im $100 short for rent can rot in jail.

[gr8Sage @ALEXX623]

https://t.co/qlXimdvoyk

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Idk what this whole new ass to vag hand holding sorority picture thing is, but I think Im glad Im not a part of it

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

"Why would I get up and put the ice cream away when you left it out?"
"Because we're a team and I need you right now. Im tagging you in."

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

The best part of having so many friends who grow: endless free samples #MarijuantSome?

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

My ex is still messin with the same chicks he was messin with when we were together. #JokesOnHisNewGirl #ForeverUnfaithful

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Congrats to my greek family line for expanding I guess? I must have missed when we stopped telling our bigs things like that.

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

How I know Justin is my person. In the middle of my emergency c-section, he holds my hand and says "how is your makeup still perfect?"

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

Don't apologize, and then do it again.

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

I couldnt think of the word "sweat" so I said "body juice". My brain is officially mush.

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

My goal is to get my son to grunt like Rick Ross before he can speak. Is that a bad life goal?

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

My boyfriend cleaned up my downstairs for delivery because I physically can't see/reach it anymore #ScottAndKourtneyedIt #PregnancyStruggles

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

VMAs seems to be a bunch of washed up half naked bitches..

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Stretching on my bed to prepare my lady parts, hips and pelvis for child birth. I look like a fricken weebley wobbley mess.

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Yeah, I guess Ill go hang out in Oneonta for the afternoon @SketchyJim1987 #BrestFriends #SaveMeSomeNonAlcoholicHaterade

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Nothing screams "Im not mature enough for ACTUAL marriage" quite like changing your last name on social media to your boyfriend's last name

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Justin quote of the day: "you want some semen on that cervix?"

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Sorry, Thusa, but birthday shoutouts are getting old. You have both actives & alumni doing real life amazing shit. #RecognizeGreatness

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Makes me happy when I can teach my boyfriend how to adult. Even he says "I wasn't doing that great before you". #GrowingTogether #LuhYouBoo

[Uh-Lay-Suh @alasa_vera]

Finally catching up on bills, so I buy ONE thing for myself that I actually need. Now all of the sudden everyone's acting like Im loaded.