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Every time I gain a follower or two I can’t post for a while because I want quality content to wildly impress them. But then a day or two goes by and I lower my standards again and here we are

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@MandyMatney Lol did you actually think that was a good closing argument?

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@BismarkNickolas @Ms__Whitney I would be more disappointed in our system if they find him guilty, but there is no case here; no evidence that he is guilty. He's being tried for murder, not for being an asshole.

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@123gr00vy @almostbrenda Heavily disagree with your heavy disagreement

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@johncalia Thor Love and Thunder

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@elonmusk Good bones

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@MorningBrew The Daily Wire @realDailyWire

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@partyhorses can my pregame minted after 1000 still redeem a bottle? Considering it says unclaimed?

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@partyhorses hyped !

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Client: just use the pictures from the PowerPoint!
The picture from the PowerPoint:

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The checkout lady at @OlliesOutlet said “love you” as I was leaving. I think it was a mistake but my only regret is not saying it back

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@kaycegrd Sometimes life just falls into place 🥰

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In all honesty I share this every year not to celebrate our anniversary, but so y’all know I volunteered once

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I’m helping out at a homeless outreach and was just praying with a guy and I’m not exactly sure what he was praying for but it included the words “join us together in holy matrimony” so I might be married I can’t be sure

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“Minutes from stores”

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free fonts are my nicotine

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In October autocorrect changes boi to boo. SPOOKY

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@StaceyAnnRomig I’ll work this one into the rotation

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I never know how to respond when a girl shows me a picture of a guy she likes. “cute,” “neat-o,” “awesome sauce,” or “wowsy” never seem to do the trick

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I always wait just long enough to turn off my brights for the oncoming car to see them turn off, so I get credit for my kind deed #nostarsinmycrown

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“Best part of reading your tweets is picturing you laughing at yourself thinking you’re funny” -my dearest friends