alaska 🌜🌛

i cant explain myself because im not myself, you see? | usually uncomfortable

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

Waking up three mins before I have to login from home

[ⓐⓝⓝ ⓟⓐⓛⓛⓘⓕⓡⓞⓝⓔ @jamflowann]

In other news I literally cannot wait to be in San Diego next week and see @alaskacantdrum 💕💓😭😊😍

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

@jamflowann I am SO HYPE

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

I’m loving this court audio on this week’s episode 🙌🏽 this man who is being cross examined really has me cracking up right now @truecrimegarage

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

Fall Out Boy’s “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out”, but instead, ‘happy birthday, I could care less’ 🎵🎶

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

SO MANY REFERENCES TO DIFFERENT EPISODES!!! @truecrimegarage - obviously Amy Mihaljevic, April Tinsley, Jacob Wetterling, Oakland County Child Killings. My weird true crime fan girl radar is off the charts #TheLakeErieMurders #IDchannel

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Another great film review from my mom.

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

even when I can’t say love ya, I love ya

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @lildickytweets

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

This article has me straight up howling

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

We Need To Talk About This "Coughing" Cat Meme Because It Has Truly Ruined Me https://t.co/35gyeqZdHY

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

I’m really watching a tv show where they are doing cannabis infused dinner dishes/drinks and then being given dabs of specific strains as “pairings” to their meals.

What a time to be alive

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Oh, the beauty of seeing a Canadian baby being born.

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

I love Seth Rogen’s mom lmao

[Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy]

We had spoken to very nice bathroom caretaker earlier and asked if there was one way down the hall where our gate was. She said yes and its a big one! When went in it waa huge and i counted tbe stalls . She was comi g in as i was goung out. I said . Wow you were right it was ..

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

I’m not crying

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

Some of the old gang got together today... it was so great to see everyone! I turned to Ed and said, “I feel like we are at a family reunion.” He smiled and said, “We are.” ❤️ Thanks Greg for hosting! For those who couldn’t make it... you were missed!

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

For years, I longed for the days that I would be able to read Harry Potter to my babies. Today, I read The Tale of the Three Brothers to my first born. He fell right asleep and my mama heart grew 100x 🥰 @jk_rowling

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

@adaloves @SwordAndScale I really liked the very beginning ones- the one about psychopaths, the women serial killers. There’s very few that I don’t like but those are a couple of my favorites

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

@jontycrob @adaloves @SwordAndScale There is an ID show that did an episode on this that ironically was on today. Maybe Evil Lives Here?

[alaska 🌜🌛 @alaskacantdrum]

This got me all the way fucked up

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain
Happy #strangerthingsday https://t.co/uG8EclV0Hk