Chester Duke Carson

Born and raised Alaskan. Fantasy football guru (self proclaimed). Faithful to coffee. Aloha.

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@GhostOfAdamGase It’s too late, but still:

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@ckparrot

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@ckparrot @AquaCoralRep I think you accidentally just came up with an incredible (and mean) nickname for Quinn.

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@GhostOfAdamGase Especially if the record is for OL that never played a snap before going on IR.

We got *that* record on lockdown.

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@ckparrot

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@Ihartitz Non-zero chance Heifetz says this exact thing, but with a straight face, on the next Ringer Fantasy Football Show.

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Fat Joe-nah is back!!!

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Caleb Douglas… Pick 75.
Chris Bell… Pick 94.

Dolphins might have cooked.

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@ChadSnider613 Can vouch. Tickets are rad.

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@ckparrot On the one hand, it’s one on ones and it seems like WRs should win those.
On the other, all caps COOKING…

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@DavidFurones_ If it wasn’t for Ricky Pearsall, Austin would have the award for being even earlier to get hurt than expected by… everyone.

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@3YardsPerCarry This is funny because it makes it sound like Willis threw it to himself.

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@the_real_reason @B_Shousejr @Phinhub

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We have a standing meeting about this word twice a week, every two weeks.

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@nic_rohloff

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@TheFinsReset I still need to get my signed (from prison) Cecil Collins jersey framed.

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Thanasis and Bronny when they see each other on opposing teams in the G-Leauge

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@JoeRobbie_