Mr. Bugbites

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

i am the
penguin
i am the
monkey

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

me: 🎶 if i see weed i gotta lighttt itttt

my wife: *making an extra appointment with her personal trainer*

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

#NewProfilePic

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

*talking my homie up* i actually think it's really cool that youre a dumb bitch

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

dentists refuse to help me because i keep biting them

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

bro we shine when the lights go out. i want to kill you in the night club

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A drawing by Bill Reiss from "Procrastination."

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

i smoke enough cigarettes for me and the baby

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

@WillGetTheWorm i said A,, not The

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

shawty getting my worm like she a early bird

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

shawty eating my snake like a mongoose

[FreeTreeUniverse @FreeTreeUnivrs]

@alaskanbones Saint Alaskabones

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

i miss california sometimes but i wont admit that

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

@limasohot i bounce on that shit

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

im scared of the dark so that you dont have to be

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@twinksonparade this shit made me read the creator's book,, i actually really digged it,, the protagonist in it is definitely what he based rust on

[Mr. Bugbites @alaskanbones]

@coopermutantt wearing a man thong changed me and made me more confident