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Besides, I'm cooler than them.

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My current level of "I've made it" income is being able to justify buying a Christy Dawn dress

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Anyway follow me for more fun tidbits into almost one year of motherhood 😘

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I forgot my password so I only have access to ~X~ on my backup / wifi only / aka kindle phone, which means my journaling has gone to shit

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You ever get so lost in a book or just like reading in general? I'm not even on this earth rn ✌️👽

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Instead of girl dinner it's mom breakfast where your cereal sits on the counter for 35 minutes bc the little dude started yelling the moment you poured the milk and you eat in either 75 seconds or it takes you an hour.5 to finish

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Is it weird to feel protective of books you've read even if they were not good and you won't ever read them again and yes ok I hear it now the answer is yes.

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lol the internet is forever, y'all.

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oof guys pls send help I've fallen in love with Colter Wall

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Wow ok just realized that literally the only time I don't aggressively hate the "~one week earlier~" thing is the first episode of Samurai Champloo

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Literally just found out that A Fine Frenzy is Queenie from Fantastic Beasts and omgs I don't know how to move on with this information

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lol if you knew me before my trauma - no you didn't 😘

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Hey guys, I found a dynamite way to lose weight fast! It's so easy- all you have to do is get very expensive and complicated oral surgery that makes eating both very difficult and also painful. I'm already down 4 lbs, just since Tuesday! 😘🥰#blessed #nopainnogain #workit

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HELLO, I AM HAVING A VERY TOUGH DAY

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Sometimes I get reminded that I am actually a western gal bc gosh darn I really do miss Arizona.

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Guys I've had an idea- Teresa Palmer as Jane Goodall - right?

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lol thought my baby brother was ded but he just forgot to pay his phone bill 🙃🔫🙃🔫

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I'm fine.*

*screaming.

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Sometimes I get surprised and something will remind me of Ryan, and I'll get sucked down a little whirlpool of missing him, but today it was bittersweet instead of just sad, and I hope that's what time does to big wounds.

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Also, full disclosure- I may be a little drunk.

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lol Nynaeve reminds me what it's like to be a pisces