Stan

I love bacon

[Stan @alaspewdie]

I just entered to win a @cultofrazer Blade. Enter here: http://t.co/WgA0nvms #winablade

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if you were granted an autograph from someone it would have to be pewdie:P... — or eminem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) http://t.co/lhO8sAmX

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http://t.co/ZWGOD1sg — wtf why:s http://t.co/n0lWhQu5

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wouldn't piss on fire to put you out

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Uefa fined a player more for showing underwear than a team for being racist.. WELL DONE #UEFA #assholes

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penis

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Girls stop bitching about how hard your life is on twitter-.-

[Smosh @smosh]

This would be a good day to turn 12

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If you were granted an autograph from anyone, who would it be?... — eminem or pewdie http://t.co/wi6YhwkE

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NO. — wat http://t.co/pLgjhzmy

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@MarcieTitcombe pretty sure you are wrong

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favourite rappers? — Tupac Shakur, Eminem, 50 Cent, Proof, Nate dogg, Dr. dre, Snoop Dogg, Jay-z, kanye west whe... http://t.co/5YhCwI4e

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@MarcieTitcombe @alaspewdie :'-(

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

What if ice creams licked you back.

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@MarcieTitcombe You're*

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Wish I had a normal sized nose:-(

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Oh damn. but you arn't as good at maths;-) — Yeah well everyone wants the D http://t.co/3tg9G4wl

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Your smeeellllllyyyyy Stannnn — You're* http://t.co/YVb4wBJ0

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Do you really believe people evolved from apes? — Well they weren't creating by god were they:L http://t.co/BbQPtpzE

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What is your idea of perfect relaxation? — Sleep http://t.co/sOkHmSkL