Alasterlian 🇨🇦🫡

Oh god why is this here I am not good with computers...
And yet, I'm unpaid tech support at work... smh

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Took me 8 long months, but I finally got my GooseyWin! #FZERO99

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@olivecider776 Besides, we already know what happens when Celica goes to other FE continents and tries to assimilate with the locals:

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@AbakpaJob I still have the empty prescription bottle of Omeprazole that was prescribed to my late kitty, aptly labeled for "Phil Collins (my last name)" 😅
My beloved stinkbutt in question:

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@AramyxFun That's Jakob for you 😅

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@halfc0smic Three hours (and only god knows how many rage resets) later:

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@Sarah_Colero Let's flip the situation on its head, then.

If you need medical treatment because you are injured/ill, who do you go to see?
Do you go to a doctor or to an administrator?

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@knit2dye4 @omgsidewalks (It was the first and only time I ever deliberately shoved his cat off my bed. To his credit, he landed on his feet, but then proceeded to vomit all over my curtains.)

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@knit2dye4 @omgsidewalks Yes!!!
When I first moved in with my older brother back in '19, his cat took to sleeping next to my head on my pillow. His cat had FIV, so he was prone to vomiting every now and then. I still remember waking from a dead sleep with him inches from my face making the vomit noises.

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@AramyxFun

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@AramyxFun Poor Tom, his parents clearly didn't love him enough to give him a double L name... 😔

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@emblemcrave Their loss 🤷‍♀️

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@SevFcAlex 😇

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@binarylament 🤭

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@OlsenTrini @Poldaran1 @SimplyAJ144 I mean, "I" don't (my one morning coffee is enough, supplemented by water during the rest of my shift), but the Gen Z nurses do... 😬

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@JustThatGuyAdam I tend to not eat Krispy Kremes because I worked there for a spell when I was in college and got sick of them. But if I had to choose donuts that really suck, it HAS to be Tims.

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@rainout_sp @Poldaran1 @SimplyAJ144 I will keep that in mind the next time we have multiple patients crashing at the same time while we're all doubled with patients on ECMO and CRRT. 🫡

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@Poldaran1 @SimplyAJ144 I work in ICU and have 12hr days, but even we don't eat that much food 🙃

(We also don't have nearly enough time to sit down and eat even 1/8th of the contents of that lunch bag)

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@GoldenFatalis "Pain au chocolat" implies that chocolate brings pain. (To which, if you're allergic to chocolate like my cousin, it does)
Chocolate does not bring pain, it brings joy and relief, especially for those pesky premenstrual symptoms.

That's why CHOCOLATINE. 😠😂

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@binarylament I feel it's relevant to leave this here... 😅
https://t.co/ejEWUyQ5hp

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Dimitri on sexuality:

“I’m asexual in the sense that I have to be for public safety. If this crest shit activates mid-coitus, any man, woman, or otherwise are going to become red mist.”

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