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[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

rip george orwell you tried your best to warn us

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Gave my co-workers tickets to a Coldplay concert.

Guess who's also a divorce attorney?

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

LSU wide receiver gotta pretend like he hasn’t done 130 in a corvette before

[bink @knotbink]

I love when my uber driver and I both shut the fuck up for a full ride

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

this new batch of mosquitoes must've gotten veneers asumm🤣🤣

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

if you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

[Riċ @ricblurs]

don’t ask me no stupid sht when its hot

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

My limited knowledge of French people is that they love smoking tabs and they love rioting, so this isn't going to end well.

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[;ira @dessriell]

100 gorillas vs my cousin bartholomew

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

😭