Alyssa

I have a hairy Dorito that was given to me while in the butterfly position

[nan @whatupdl]

In honor of @lmccullers43 debut. Enjoy! #LevelUp

[The Nanna 🇺🇸🏜🙋🏼‍♀️ @Nanna_Ann_in_AZ]

@disapprover69 @SteveGuest @Surabees 😂😂😂. As diverse as the yards they landscape..... Perfect

[Your Disapproving Dad @disapprover69]

@SteveGuest @Surabees I'm surprised she didn't say they make good gardeners.

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@MLBONFOX @Yankees This is why I tell everyone I hate Ryan Pressly. No one ever understands.

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@blummer27 @RealToddKalas @JuliaMorales can y'all like do a live stream so I can mute this #AppleTVPlus broadcast?

[Marilyn Smith @IamMarilynSmith]

@AppleTV #FridayNightBaseball Who hired these idiotic announcers for the Angels-Astros game? As a female, I am horrified that you couldn’t find an intelligent woman who actually knows something about baseball. Stephen Nelson isn’t much better. This is painful.

[Nomadic Dwellers @NomadicDwellers]

Dear @AppleTV : thank you for being inclusive by having a female announcer for Friday Night Baseball. However, if going this route, can you please find a woman that knows the game? As a woman, this is painful & embarrassing to watch. #FridayNightBaseball

[Shot The Plot 😵 @ShotThePlot]

Thank god for the mute button #FridayNightBaseball on #AppleTVPlus

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@NeuroOptik @AppleTVPlus It's the absolute worst. I'd literally take Joe Buck right now.

[Casinomtr @casinomtr]

This #appletv broadcast sounds like a podcast made by people who have only taken a cursory glance at a baseball game. They just talk about whatever they want. #FridayNightBaseball #lgm

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@joeyvega86 It's horrendous 😫

[joe vega @joeyvega86]

Me during this whole #FridayNightBaseball broadcast

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@astros Commentary is absolutely terrible.

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@astros fans right now

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

I cannot believe this 😭😭😭

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The Minnesota Twins have reportedly signed Carlos Correa to a three-year, $105.3 million contract.

https://t.co/sXDFTVQ8Fg

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

MLB source: Free agent shortstop Carlos Correa has reached an agreement with the Minnesota Twins (@Twins) on a three-year deal worth $105.3 million with opt outs after the first two years. Highest average annual value for an MLB infielder.

[THE WOMBATS @thewombats]

@alayasasa @whatupdl Love this 🙌

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

When @thewombats blow your fucking mind!

[Alyssa @alayasasa]

@UncleCoolGuy Me af

[CAMPBIZZLE @happycrazytown]

@SenTedCruz Seperation of church and state is a thing.