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[Darryl Charles TF @darryldarryl_]

🤷🏿 Welp, as X approaches ♾️ ...

[nekokinou @nekokinou]

youll never catch me alive!!!!

[i teach & drink wine @alayercake]

the speed at which I’d abandon heterosexuality for any of them 🏎️💨

[Eric @EricG1247]

US Death count in War

Vietnam War 1955-75
58,281

Korean War 1950-53
36,516

Iraq War 2003-11
4,614

Afghanistan War 2001-21
2,402

US gun deaths 2019-21
133,759

51 years of war 101,813 deaths
3 years of US gun deaths 133,759

[That ELA teacher @saneELAteacher]

I'm at that point where I'm not redirecting students when they're off task. You wanna be on your phone instead of do the work? That's fine, don't ask me at the end of the year how to get your grade up.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Please, remember how important teachers are. Acknowledge the work they do every day, and for the love of God, pay them the money they deserve." - Quinta Brunson on #SNL

[Travon Free @Travon]

We should talk more about these numbers. They make so many things about this ridiculous country make sense.

[MsEsco @MsEscoTeaches]

“Post-COVID” students are different. If you haven’t been teaching in a classroom in the last 3 years, you don’t understand. Please listen to teachers.

[ADAM @AdamSilvera]

My books (and other books about queer youth) do belong in schools, and I appreciate all the librarians and educators and book fairs that make that happen.

More than anything, I’m rooting for your child’s happiness and strength and freedom. I hope they don’t grow up like you.

[Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted]

Without categorically dismissing you, I'll just say that if you haven't been in a classroom since before the iPhone came out?

You should tread real lightly with the advice you give teachers.

(Your experience running meetings doesn't count)

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

So many teachers are not okay, but, because they keep showing up, keep smiling and keep quiet— everyone thinks they are just fine.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Missouri Republicans passed new rules:
1. Women lawmakers are banned from showing their bare arms.
2. Women lawmakers are required to cover their dress with a “second layer”.

The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with people telling us to stop overreacting.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I set my alarm extra early so I have enough time to lay in bed & be angry about having to wake up

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Goose and Raymond. Goose wanted to roll down a snowy hill but picked one that was too flat. Raymond is helping. 14/10 for both

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[i teach & drink wine @alayercake]

@howie_hua I hate how much I laughed at this

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[i teach & drink wine @alayercake]

THREAD

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse