Albert W

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

It's goin down... elevator. #nye #bbe http://t.co/f1OG9vB

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Bad Fantasy week. This sucks...

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

WTF. @jon_abari Who the hell is Phil!!! RT @MelEscalante: Northshore w/ @pcanda @liljanyan and Phil

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Oh shit. Soulja Boy done did it again. 'Blowing Me Kisses'.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Trophy Cupcake last night. Cupcake Royale today. Too much sugar...

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Happy Birthday @pcanda http://plixi.com/p/48067152

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

My coworker, who's the same age as me, just asked: "is an MP3 player like an ipod?"

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Jersey Shore tonight.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Expect the unexpected.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

I try my best to act civilized when I see samples at the grocery stores.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

RIM. Always one step behind. PlayBook won't launch until early 2011...

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Jamba Juice hookup? RT @WallyF85: Hrm. Alpha psi rho. Sdsu frat. Very interested in me and my friend. I wonder why.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Vick is back!

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

@jon_abari Excited for Simpsons tonight?

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Heading to LA Fitness. 'If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.'

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Honeycrisp Apples are back! Yum.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Also, you do not love sushi if you only eat california rolls. Stop lying.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

Just had sushi with someone who tried ngiri for the first time. That was incredibly annoying.

[Albert W @alb3rt_w]

@JeannieTweets Good news. I just bought an Oral-B electronic toothbrush. I'm gonna have the freshest breath.