Alex Bateman

I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

The fastest way to burning off fat and lose weight http://t.co/94JyFFrH1q featured and recommended by Dr Oz. show.

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Losing your alarm clock when you know it's set for 630am... YAY! #sarcasm #wherethefuckareyou #somuchforsleepingin

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Kingston bound. 5th times a charm

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Country music in Whitehorse YT. Yes please

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

@ClaireBourgard holy shit I actually sing those everyday while I'm planting heehehehehe #whynot #soyesterday #fly #getaway #comeclean

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Room with a view #myarmsaredarkerthanmylegs #pickingupdimes http://t.co/FTBZkJrZfZ

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Anyone at #pearson airport wanna hang out haha

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

I love flying #wannarideplaneslikeitsmyjob #yespleasetobusinesstrips

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

#youknowwhatsucks 8% battery on your last night in Kingston #firstworldproblems #thissucks #charsphoneischarged

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

The FedEx guy just wished me good luck on my exam #whoareyou #iloveyou WHAT A GEM

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

I drive fast cause I like the risk of getting caught #comeandgetme

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

I prefer to talk on the phone through my headphones than holding it up to my ear. #lazygirlproblems

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Look who's in Kingston. GET EXCITED #celeboftheweek #jakebateman #lookingforagoodtime http://t.co/VHbEfMYiz2

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

So it's like 400 degrees Fahrenheit in the Harry potter room #douglasproblems #hopeeveryoneswearingdeo

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

#studybreak #lovekingston http://t.co/yHwjJfMbL2

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

So many biddies tripping around the ghetto in 4 inch heels tonight #entertaining #poorgirls

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Teppanyaki at #sakura for nikolaruddy 22nd bday! #atesomuchicouldpuke #seriousnoms #butimokwithit @… http://t.co/73aj1ehc6D

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

When I LOVED running.... #happiestgirl #tbt #hatinglife #derp http://t.co/U1bW5yyhs4

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

Somebody bring me a gato or some coffee pleeaaaassse #hopethisworks

[Alex Bateman @albates9]

When you push a deadline and there's a line up to print out your paper... #uhoh