AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸

(25) (they/them) human watching the void grow closer

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you can tell Mormonism is an American invention by how much of their culture is about exploiting loopholes to get away with something. can’t drink caffeine but they’re obsessed with putting bullshit in soda. no coffee but the creamer is okay? it’s like soaking but for drugs.

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

But fighting with strangers over meaningless topics is so funnnnn

[skirkinara @zneshnaya]

The fact that a kid named dilucseggs of all things got it down so good

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@durox @jmce95 Unless it’s tin roof sounds because well, you can just take a field recording.

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@nanah_b @jmce95 I never thought I’d be sad for people not getting to experience downpours.

[fru @MyBlackTarHeart]

WHO ARE U PEOPLE

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@KubiakSP @comentodetod @realcountlustig He literally blocked me after this. Guess he’s feeling called out!

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@comentodetod @realcountlustig You’re smelling like a fascist Spaniard with your misusage of people groups from 1500 years ago

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@comentodetod @realcountlustig Also I’m the opposite of a fucking Anglo Saxon. If you could understand what flag is in my bio you’d know that. ապուշ

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@comentodetod @realcountlustig I have visited Rome, I do not live in the suburbs, and I work manual labor outside in the summer. 😂

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

I’m sorry but the drop ceilings on the boat made it look like Thursday performed in an office 😂

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@comentodetod @realcountlustig I’m so tired of Europeans who have never experienced a swampy United States heat. It literally gets hotter over here and people work outside in 103° heat. I’ve done it. Italy is nothing

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

Multiple neighbors. Different neighbors. Obnoxious.

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

What is it with my upstairs neighbors vacuuming at night?

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

Every war vet had a father telling them to stop being a bum and go get a job 😂

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

Why would a summer job market in 1948 be difficult

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

If Protestants don’t have issue with sex for pleasure (which is why Catholics don’t like oral sex), then why the hell are most of y'all at least a little homophobic?

[rue🌿 @Ruesavatar]

I just learned that Catholics consider oral sex to be a mortal sin, even within marriage, and I have never felt more relieved to be a Protestant.

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

two kids in line for gorilla biscuits. it’s their first hardcore show. doorman says they have to be accompanied by an adult to get in. old head with the biggest mohawk steps up and vouches for them so they don’t miss the show. hardcore.

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@underscore_qua @1fenlon I am sure he gave this instead of a ticket bc the cop could tell they were a sane individual, not an amoral person.

[Brian Fauteux @brianfauteux]

Take comfort in campus radio

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@ItEndsNow_Blog @vampirelexapro @g00doldays Proper* I should really spellcheck.

I was raised Catholic but then again, I only know my own experience.

[AL 🇦🇲 🤝🇵🇸 @albathrat]

@ItEndsNow_Blog @vampirelexapro @g00doldays Catholics call it the Church amongst themselves or when referring to Christianity as a whole. But catholics tend to be taught to capitalize the pro or noun 😅