Taylor Cortes

i’m more mess than hot

[Taylor Cortes @albaugh_taylor]

My dad was so drunk in Venice that he thought he was on American Ninja Warrior

[lilo💋 @factsaccountt]

A whole generation grew up watching Dolly Parton on Hannah Montana. It hurts so much more today. 😭

[Sunrise on the Mare #freemella 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯 @LenorsDoves]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best dystopian ya trilogy ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best dystopian ya trilogy ever made.

[mina @kiranmayeet]

I remember how 8 years ago everyone was like wow black mirror is so crazy thank god it’s not real and now every episode has basically happened already

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

it's actually more embarrassing for spotify to get your age exactly right

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

[bigsock @biggersocks]

what sunday feels like

[Chris Colfer @chriscolfer]

Always love running into family at the airport!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Watching The Pitt. Cheered out loud when Dr. Robby finally got to piss.

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Imagine monitoring the situation with your boys here

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Returning from a good trip and realizing it’s jus a memory now

[Hell0HD @Hell0HD]

This fucking heat man

[laura ☆ @devilbabycrym4n]

not really a scene but my all time favorite doofenshmirtz jingle that i reference quite often