muhammed

don't let the muggles get you down

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Why is it always the jeep bitches w all of the ducks

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Gluten free shit is so much more expensive which feels unfair considering my body already hates me

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Xaden Riorson is my Roman Empire

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Whoever says you cannot receive emotional damage from a book has not read iron flame yet

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Okay what is up w the homies trying to merge onto the interstate at 30/40 mph

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Idc what you say your closest friends having babies changes you almost like your siblings having them and I stand by that

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Still violently book hungover from kingdom of ash

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I cried consistently through the last 200 pages. I was also at work

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I finished throne of glass and I just……I don’t know what to do now

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Don’t yall put up HP references unless u tryna tango (don’t worry @sophiemohammed is used to it)

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Oh my GAWD does anyone remember 3 2 1 penguins

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I SEE MY BABY TODAY

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People who don’t read fantasy are so interesting to me. Like you’re trying to stay here? In this place??? Noted.

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How sick would it be if you could burn your own vinyl like you burn your own cd FACK someone figure this out please!¡

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I feel like my employees should have to present me w their Spotify wrapped if only so I can understand them better

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Spotify wrapped is already available and I’m unprepared!!!!!

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Fiber arts is my passion okay!!!

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Y’all remember when Penn Badgley was the OTHER TUCKER

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Never thought I’d say those words

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Post PLEASE release a country album I’m begging