Alex Asifo

One nation under a groove gettin’ down just for the funk of it | Ghana 🇬🇭

[Alex Asifo @albemaralen]

Yo if @cmeumd not the hardest band in the DMV then you TWEAKIN tweakin! We got another show coming up so please stay tuned for more visuals and more music 🤧 Thank you all lovely people ❤️

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@insultsrare This is @MohanadElsh tweet! 👌🏾

[Momo @Alloramomo]

I was interviewed about my Ex…

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Is @Soulection coming back to NYC this summer? 😮‍💨

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Selling Drake NYC tickets for July 26th at Madison Square Garden - DM Me!

#drake #draketour #draketickets

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What’s the difference between hamsters, gerbils, and Guinea pigs?

Is it the same difference as The UK, Great Britain, and England?

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@Chris_Cues Are these still available!?

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@SneakerCollectz Hey are these still available!?

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@corandhlovu_ Hey are these still available!? I’d like to buy!

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The closest thing I’ve done to being in a gang is having a Costco membership

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Crime Mob as librarians:

Nook if You Book

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“You thought I was feelin’ you? That n*gga a —“

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Sometimes the Uber ride to the party be better than the function lol

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@__TreyG @DanielOyefusi Ayo I don’t be tweeting and this is the funniest thing I seen in a minute 😂😂

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How many stallions you think there are named Megan?

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I need to stop clapping with my finger tips touching

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Can you throw a party??? I wanna leave a full can of white claw on the counter after opening it

[Alex Asifo @albemaralen]

I’m tryna live life to the fullest.
Not for myself, but for the Personal Life section on my Wikipedia page

[Alex Asifo @albemaralen]

My villain origin story is people walking into my room thinking it’s the bathroom.

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@dojozoldyck Lmaooo my boys came out the mud

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Wrestlers as masseuses:

Hot Stone Steve Austin