Phillies Ruined My Life

Btown

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

People in my school take one business class sophomore year and swear they Corporate🤦‍♂️

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers are acquiring Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz for unprotected first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 and first-round swaps in 2028 and 2030, sources tell ESPN. Kessler will sign a massive four-year, $130 million deal with the Lakers.

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

@George_Duganitz Good stuff out of him

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

@RamsesTar He just sucks

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

Parlay Barry.

[Parlay Barry @parlaybarry]

BANGGG 🤯🔥🔥🔥

THE JUICE REPORT DESTROYED TONIGHT! 🧃📊💣

$100 to 2 who RT/LIKE

Raleigh HR 💰
Santana HR 💰
McMahon HR 💰
Neto HR 💰
Soto HR 💰
Witt HR 💰
Ohtani HR 💰
Machado HR 💰

best believe I’m smacking a legendary combo for whole cord soon

➡️ https://t.co/4zhGfH6Vbt

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

Still waiting on this I’m never making it out

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

dear God, please let me hit big this week😁✅

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

Buddy Kennedy be serious with yourself and this clause you put in your contract. Glorified Double A player at best

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

@BlitzerAi Bring back 2 RBI’s plays bro

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

If Jordan Romano pitches another game for the Phillies this season I will no longer watch

[The Maury Show @TheMAURYShow]

I’m sitting this one out

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

I think whichever idiot at espn voted us #1 bullpen preseason should give me his job

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DBs when Daniel Jones drops back to pass

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work

[Halal Raf-U @rafiudabosss]

“It’s so fun bro”

“All these HOES”

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

NO ONE WORKS HARDER THAN THE WILDWOOD BOARDWALK 😭

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Decade #CTESPN

[CBain @cbain100]

Welcome to Philadelphia

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

@MayorBowser fix your metro pal

[CBain @cbain100]

Don’t worry Knicks fans..

Football is around the corner🤣

[MLB @MLB]

First place in the NL East, the best record in MLB and the first team to 30 wins.

(MLB x @loanDepot)

[Phillies Ruined My Life @albert2thompson]

First impression on Europe, beautiful women, great beer if only they had more Taco Bells