Albert Balls Nvq,Mfi,Dfs,sCs

Apparently I'm a thick, Northern, Brexit voting scumbag. Strange as I have a 1st in Biology and a 2.1 in Metallurgy... so if you want a frog welding I'm ya man!

[Albert Balls Nvq,Mfi,Dfs,sCs @albert_balls]

@torialou79 @britishtothecor I only came on Twitter to keep up with News and see some funny Dog video's but I'm apparently a Far Right White Supremacist.. I only said I prefer White Chocolate!

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@TRobinsonNewEra Attract advertisers.. Sausage Manufacturers would be a starter.. us infidels do love a banger! 😂

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@graham51518 @Foreverwelsh3 Apparently it was 'fridge-mans' motor.. one unlucky dude!

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@piersmorgan LOOKS LIKE VIRGIN TRAINS KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH COMPLAINTS THEN?

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@piersmorgan Thats actually funny.. for a change

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@mosesnosirrah1 @piersmorgan @Caitlyn_Jenner Nonce 'o'clock!

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@LBC @EUEXIT Latest Gameboy and Free Gym twice a day then.. oh and a little "when u get out" education from da bruvvaz!

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@piersmorgan @Caitlyn_Jenner Mmm...

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@piersmorgan *Bezzies*

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119... PROOF PHOTO! https://t.co/vRDEuYuJIE

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@JAGKEV Looking forward

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@JAGKEV Kev Travolta.. would love to see that vid! 😂😂😂

[ChrisLee™ @ChrisLeeTM]

@2010LeeHurst @UpTheReds_ But like President Trump retweeting the homophobic hate from ISIS. People more outraged he retweeted than those throwing people off a roof!

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@JAGKEV Best behavior now young man! 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺💪😡👊🛌

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@SirBasilBrush There are Psychics..thats fricking funny enough.. was always fascinated ny the subject and after a bit of research invested in a cracking book by a fella from New Zealand called 'Cold Reading'.. Exposes how the charlatans manipulate the subject to get results.. Professional Liars

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@XxPLWxX I reckon this twat is still pissed from last night .. "less terrorised" ... I wonder if the mums & dads who that bastard blew up at Manchester Arena feel "less terrorised".. the dickwipe

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@JAGKEV EXCUSE ME! Don't you dare come on here with your 'facts' Kev.. we are talking about REAL things if you don't mind... like pointing your arse in the air 5 times a day to a man-made load of bollocks 😂😂😂

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@SirBasilBrush Oil on the carpet? Mrs Balls would 'ave me balls off!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

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@SirBasilBrush Just been informed Dunelm don't clise until 6 today.. how many fucking Duvet Covers does one bed need ffs!

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@JAGKEV Full respect to these men.. RIP