AL

Old Portuguese fig-gatherer.

[AL @albert_funk]

@SurreyPolice Was the 'decision made' to smash the animal down the road in the way that the driver did?
Or did the driver decide to use this level of, seemingly excess, force?
Whoever made that call is clearly floored and should be nowhere near a position of responsibility.

[AL @albert_funk]

@metpoliceuk @ChrisGPackham @SurreyPolice Are you able to let us know what the guidelines are for responding to an escaped farm animal (I assume a relatively common situation, so assume there's a usual response)?
I suspect it isn't to smash it down the street with a car and then to drive onto it.

[DJ Mag @DJmag]

'I Feel You Feel' is an ode to @modelmanmusic's roots in his home county https://t.co/WSUZxFQru9

[AL @albert_funk]

@benjmnperry So sorry for your loss mate. Beautiful post. Thoughts are with you and the family x

[tim marlow @wildrainsbrook]

@SoundOfAGoddard A friend of mine had an Aussie say to him that getting rid of Johnson was like ‘shitting yourself and changing your shirt.’

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Russian tennis player Andrey Rublev writes "No war please" on the camera following his advancement to the final in Dubai.

[Dr Florence H R Scott @FlorenceHRScott]

Johnson and Mogg both do this thing where they falsely assert themselves as upper class custodians of the past while simultaneously getting every single fact wrong. Historians have to make sure their act doesn't fool people. He's talking utter shite

[Lawrence Hart @LawrenceHart_]

🔔SINGLE ANNOUNCEMENT🔔

Been waiting for this one for a while!

Really happy to announce a new single featuring @modelmanmusic coming out on Wednesday 🥳

It’s called ‘Dust’ and it’s out on one of my fav labels @LG105_

It’s made to shake that dust off the dancefloors 😏

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨 This is a story that everyone in the country should hear. (In collaboration with @GoodLawProject, location: Parliament)

[AL @albert_funk]

@JackBBClayton Congratulations mate! ❤️

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Gene McGurk @magawk]

@youngvulgarian FRENCH FRENCH
FOOTBALL ELECTIONS
🤝

Le Pen was pretty bad

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Iceland’s population is roughly the same as Wigan. Liechtenstein has a similar number of residents as Wilmslow (in Cheshire)

If it wasn’t tragic it would be funny

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Piers Morgan believes he's being silenced after complaining to his 7.7 million Twitter followers, on the TV show he hosts every morning, and in his column for the Daily Mail. https://t.co/Bev3h1byDg

[Lawrence Hart @LawrenceHart_]

🚀 SURRENDER YOURSELF EP 🚀

Absolutely ecstatic to have this out in the world!

To listen - https://t.co/0uFIEK07df

Out now on Dream Diary Records.

[Lawrence Hart @LawrenceHart_]

🚨 EP release 🚨

My debut solo EP 'Surrender Yourself' is out on Friday on Dream Diary Records.

It's been a long build up to this point and I couldn't be happier to finally be sharing this with you all! 🥳

Pre-save now - https://t.co/0uFIEK07df

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Just an enthusiastic intern

With an “amateur interest” in politics

Who spent £65k in 2 months

On Facebook ads smearing Corbyn

Who also worked for Public First

That same PR firm owned by pals of Cummings

That landed huge contracts with no tender

https://t.co/1Z0YZfyktY