albert

[albert @albert_svd]

Michael Gira ~ Mean Monster Mike https://t.co/hdHkOIhArT via @YouTube

[albert @albert_svd]

rat fink bravely answered the question “what if mickey mouse was badass?”

[albert @albert_svd]

@ChickadeInc these gains have made me unstable smh

[albert @albert_svd]

all you fucking pussies need to stop pretending to be into lifting and gtfo of my gym

[albert @albert_svd]

i see a tweet from this lady like once a month bitching about how young people don’t dress formally enough. get over it!! nobody gives af about looking professional, everything is fucking shit. you’re trying to follow the rules of shit world!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I know teens and young adults aren’t the most put together but I still think pimple patches to work/going out are the dumbest thing to come out of this “dress down” culture

[albert @albert_svd]

metalheads try their hardest to be assholes to everyone they encounter but then one of their boys die and they drop the act to get all weepy like that’s not the hardest thing any of them have/will ever do

[albert @albert_svd]

white nationalism is a political project by and for blonde haired grown men, scorned by the world for being ugly (i’m the only adult blonde that’s neither ugly nor a nazi btw)

[albert @albert_svd]

@isawushine that guy has a very unique and wonderful spirit tho tbf

[albert @albert_svd]

whatcha know about rollin down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much put that shit in slow motion yeah i feel like an asstronaut in the ocean ayyy

[albert @albert_svd]

either kill yourself or just accept that you’re gonna be annoying asf to everyone around you

[albert @albert_svd]

hard drugs (+ alcohol) and getting into sports are easily the gayest ways to cope with a meaningless existence

[Benonwine @benonwine]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.

A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

[albert @albert_svd]

@xmmmmit and you’re a pussy. we all have sum issues to work on

[albert @albert_svd]

hi, i’m a 23 year old who’s tweeted 30k times in 2 years. allow me to explain why the 21 year old who got murdered by the government 60 years ago wasn’t a real marxist like i am!

[Anon @Greynxgga69]

If you needed any assurance that Fred Hamtpon wasnt a marxist, look below

[albert @albert_svd]

cause they’re the only ones who know how much lying comes with being fat

[Mark @Marknit0]

The most fatphobic person you know, used to be fat.

[albert @albert_svd]

@Hlib_Koss fuck you

[albert @albert_svd]

@placeho21350029 yes

[albert @albert_svd]

@AmriAkram93 fuck you

[albert @albert_svd]

average american couple
ugh why does the guy always look so much cooler?????