Carl “Caveman” McFarland

Phelta Thi Class of '97 | WASP | JC Hooper | Mountain Mamba Truther #feedthestuds

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

Fading class cause I have a paper due tonight I have put off until the last minute. Sorry to my Nigerian TA. I’ll see you next Friday #sacrifices

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

@LennieSmallBBN He wasn’t as brave as you were last night. If you don’t know, you don’t know.

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

Abby Champ mirror pic grey leggings butt pic snap story #happyfriday

[Double C @CockConmander]

Need a thick fucking slut to blow a load in and possibly get pregnant

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

Tickle my balls with a feather until I have an aneurysm

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

@PlowNathan

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@BankshaftChaw69 That genuinely sounds like something Chaw would say

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I believe I just had the epiphany in which I realized that my future wife will not be the 9/10 blonde ADPI. It will probably be the sleeper 6 that I have a class with #thatsbaseball

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

@RocketR67 That bastard asked me for a piece of gum one time. I told him I didn’t have one and offered him a granola bar instead. Dude told me no. Fuck you you’re not homeless or hungry.

[LeJason Bean @LeJasonBean]

Girl I talked to for one month 6 years ago just posted her boyfriend

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Just awoke from a nap dream in which I donned the flyest piece of Peter Millar that the crown ever crafted. It was indescribable. What a dream #WednesdayBlessings

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Racially ambiguous uglier Lanah Cherry. Saw ten girls hotter than this in Lexington today #Lsdown

[Campus Cuties @Campus_Cuties]

Lainey Hayden | Louisville ❤️

[Sheriff Buford T. Justice @BurnerTJustice]

Trinity Covington pregnancy boobs

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@justsomeguy1046 Yikyak is a cesspool of the dumbest bitches at your university

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

@gooey_tip Carpetbagger. Yankee. Fag. Take your pick.

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

@chummcnulty @gumbywvu Big Ten fans don’t even argue with you anymore they just look at you like this

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

@LennieSmallBBN Lights were too bright. You’ll get em next time Lennie. I believe in you.

[Carl “Caveman” McFarland @albertbchiller]

Girl in lulus walks past me three times in the library. I’m studying! Get thee hence, succubus harlot!

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@aggiemag Wow!

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