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i’m here to bert some more

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banana bread bro

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anywho salma hayek has big jugs

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i spent 5 minute looking for twitter cos i forgot elon got rid of the tweeter

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me do want dollars

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i’m usually really sweaty about now but the weather’s pretty fucking perfect right now

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i do love working at the airport tho

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it’s 9:00am and i’m on the shuttle to my post, not dressed but stressed

lowkey, i’m not even stressed i’m pretty content 😌

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dude i’m late for work

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single and ready to stay in bed

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colin robinson is my hero

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i have never been soo bored in my liiiiife

it’s kinda nice tho

[who @SnuggyT]

Just scared myself with my own hand.

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

one of the best shots in any film ever

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@Sebsg8 untz untz untz

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lol

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panino is plural

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panini is singular

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the hard part is over!! i have the most amazing friends that validated and i cannot wait to see my family again

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