Albert Jiminez

Elon Musk Ruined Twitter.
FDJT
Everyone should make an Xodus for Bluer Skies.
RIP USA 1776-2016; 2021-2024.

[Albert Jiminez @albertjiminez]

@TwitterSports 🏈: throw must pass line of scrimmage or it's a fumble.
🏒: no offsides video review - live with ref call on ice.
🏀: free throw and possession for fouls under 2 min + 10 sec run off if losing.
⚾️: Starting pitcher must go 5 inn or 100 pitches before a sub. If injured, 15 day DL.

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@LasVegasLocally Is Slots of Fun still open?

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@ryukahr Momentum Killer - I cleared it by swinging my racoon tail low (do not fly high) at or near the ghost and barely clearing the one way. Then low jump to victory. Tight timer.

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@HagmanDr @atrupar That's their plan for 2028.

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@stephenasmith @Lj_era8 That's on Lamar. Just because the ending wasnt on him, doesnt clear him for the game.

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@LAKings

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Turns out Dan Campbell was talking about seeing Kevin O’Connell in Cancun

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The Kings replace their centre ice logo to honour the Los Angeles Fire Department. 👨‍🚒

📸: @LAKings

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@DerrickEvans4WV Red Wedding. But who is Walder Frey.

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Flag on the play. Touching Mahomes. Defense 15 yard penalty, automatic first down. #HOUvsKC

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@hartgoat Everyone would be miserable around that clown.

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@the_codedog @StateOTDebate @unusual_whales Probably Russian or a bot.

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@atensnut So the orange clown and his ilk can know who to target in their revenge in the future? no thanks.

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@Martina Yes

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@FearedBuck Nice to see graduate students mingle with the faculty.

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@Acyn These people want to kill us in CA.

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@FunMovieTVFan It's Pryor, Murphy, Foxx and that last spot is going to be difficult.

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@NFLonFOX Stafford, the Superbowl winner.

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@do_whats_rite @crazyclips_ 1. Good question.
2. You don't use clips in case you get in trouble and need to toss the weight over the side. Similar to what you see here, but obviously he wasn't in trouble and the kid could have caused a severe injury.