Albert N Terzi

Not so thought-out thoughts

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@MOSSADil No thanks

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@NoContextStat Wow really puts things into prescriptive

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You see an SY that you kinda know sleeping on the Q train in the morning. The train pulls up to 34th Street. Do you wake him up?

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

Please stop and think about how many lowercase letters don't look like their capital letters

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

Is she ashamed of her ideas? If someone voices their opinion behind a mask, there is a serious problem somewhere.

Anyway, this student was actually in my computer science class last year and was identified pretty quickly.

#Israel #HamasTerrorist
@FoxNews @CNN @ArutzSheva_En

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

At the CUNY SJP rally today, I caught this student's message and she says all you need to hear.

Between (antisemitic) chants, she stops to tell everyone to hide their identities and not interview.

She doesn't want any interviews showing their ignorance, but hide identities?

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

You have 2 options as a math teacher:
1) Make those squiggly brackets like a pro
2) Make that dumb joke each time that you're not the art teacher

Ruled out becoming one because I can't do either

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

Was running low on air on a bike ride today

The gas station wanted $1.50 to fill air. It's AIR. A dollar fifty

Shoutout to the bystander getting gas who let me use his bike pump for FREE

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

Imagine this rain was snow

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NY license plates are up to L, but I haven't seen "JEJ" yet

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I appreciate when you ask how my internship is going, but not from the urinal next to me

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

@JoeyAlhadeff03 Ironic. You're making it like we don't have a Joe in every family. And that's your name

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

If I'm about to go to sleep for 4 hours, the last time I brushed my teeth was 20 hours and the next is in 4. Should really be at regular intervals

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

What does my unmarried math professor do the other 5 days a week?

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@JoeyAlhadeff03 My last bereal was over 2 months ago

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My favorite dad competition is who got the cheapest haircut

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@nathansidaoui Why, they're comfortable?

[JosephTerzi @joeterz]

Drake and Josh

[Albert N Terzi @albertterzi1]

@Istanbultelaviv I also wasn't so happy about being on Zoom -- but I had some brilliant professors!
Thank you Professor Fishman for a very enjoyable semester. I really got to know you throughout the course from all of our conversations. I can't wait to meet you in person!

[Stats With No Context @NoContextStat]

2019-2020 Regular Season:

Russel Westbrook:
27.2 PPG
7.9 RPG
7.0 APG
47.2% FG
25.8% 3PT

Kawhi Leonard:
27.1 PPG
7.1 RPG
4.9 APG
47.0% FG
37.8% 3PT