Tuzki

This is my real account, where I put on the mask instead of showing my bare face.

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@sosmedkeras Pasti belum pernah denger guru TK ngajarin phonics bahasa inggris: eh Beh Keh Deh Eh Ff Geh Heh Ah Jeh...

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@Seok_Harery Karena orang indo itu pada suka latah. Kamu baru bisa dihargai di indo kalau kamu sudah dihargai di luar negri. Jadi memang paling bagus jadi artis internasional dulu tapi bawa nama indonesia.

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@yagituaja Pemuda lekong cyin? 💅

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@venom1s Virgin? No.
Born again? Yes.
Forgiven? Yes according to the scripture. And that's God's business. Even Christians don't get any say in this.
If you think that's unfair you can try to call the hotline.
Just ask and you'll be answered.

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@Nadira_ali12 To be frank, Snow white's problem lies with Rachel, not her. Maybe Hollywood's the one boycotting her. People are just chill because these days she doesn't talk about Israel so much.

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@PathOfMen_ Correlation doessn't always mean causation.

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@dussyme Aster. Short for Disaster.

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@Still_learner @ohhanxiety Ceteris paribus should've been implied, no?

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@MasterMaliq Islam's prophet also had no witness when he said that he rode a flying donkey. Also no proof when he said that the Injil was changed and he has the correct one. All's just based on blind faith.

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@realMaalouf There's one thing you wouldn't get tho: Protection from unfulfilled promises. Sharia law wouldn't punish the husbands who don't fulfill the promises.

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@Heroic_Love369 @the_hidden_coin @AntiWokeMemes How about a muscular dude with a V? Still straight?

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@RealKhalilU Because when the woman dies from obesity and metabolic diseases, the man can find someone else?

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@hell_line0 Until they found the family's gay best friend. Then it's back again to "not all men".

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@Wisdom_HQ 76. Or 116 if the matches are of the same length. Even better, 911 (upside down).

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@kaghazkephool Millenials have the capability to communicate and bond with Gen Zs. We're practically young at heart.

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@nyaraVT Normalize transwomen in women's spaces!!!

After they cut their dick.

Else, we should help them become who they really want to be...

By cutting their dick.

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@Qwarz_Atarz What if trans ideology is the new homophobia? Instead of saying that feminine little boys could probably be gays, you say that they could be trans. Instead of letting them to be who they are, you inject them with meds.

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@christinelu @chefsevenn As a south-east asian, I approve this.

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@Matt_Pinner Insurance and finance industries.

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@nyaraVT Let kids be themselves without the labels.