Prostatacancer är för jävligt. Men jag tror inte ni förstår vad november gör för oss mustaschkillar? Vad ska jag nu bygga upp min personlighet kring? Hatt?
Remember football tournaments as a kid?! Spending all day playing football in the sun and in between games you just fucked about with your mates. Unreal days
The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end