Dan

[Dan @albion85]

@Jacob4rmstrong If? If if if. If your auntie had a penis she’d be your uncle. If you had a brain you’d be quiet

[Dan @albion85]

@hughmurray1894 Yes. It’s exactly that. Fuck me!! Please can your owners put some of that amazing funding for Manchester into some fucking schools so maybe your kids have a chance? Dopey fucking ferret

[Dan @albion85]

@cityguru003 I love how the rhetoric has changed form “we’re innocent we’re innocent” to “the government won’t punish us” you move goalposts more than your owners move money trails

[Dan @albion85]

@cityguru003 10 percent? Isn’t the uk economy like 4 trillion or something? Looks like your maths is as good as the Man City accountants… lots of smudging in the working outs

[Dan @albion85]

@raducrisanx Let’s make it all about you

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@SparshG36 @robertowilk @Everton Passion project? It’s a sports washing exercise and a toy to them

[Dan @albion85]

@almurray Wow. Just wow. That looked like way too much effort Al. I’d have given up at tweet two.

[Dan @albion85]

@thecitydefender I can’t wait for the ban on allowing kids on social media kicks in

[Dan @albion85]

@thecitydefender 2002. It was glorious even though we lost the title to Arsenal.

[Dan @albion85]

@paddypower David Silva

[Dan @albion85]

@liamgallagher Who?

[Dan @albion85]

@cityguru003 Ornstein posts what he needs to. He doesn’t just keep banging on for clicks. Drops a bomb and goes off to relax.

[Dan @albion85]

@CLHibs @JDtalking1 @qwertyop80 @oliviasmithh25 What Cal said. When I tried the only ones available were including coaches or hotels.. at the higher price but I knew those weren’t the ones I wanted so I kept trying on the GA ones. It kept saying now unavailable. Kept trying. Then got them at the right price.

[Dan @albion85]

About 30 minutes ago we saw a VT of a lass with a disability trained day after day to win medal after medal and became a Dame. Fast forward 30 mins and we’re standing outside the shop where someone cuts hair… #strictly
#Strictly

[Dan @albion85]

@McFlybowy Can someone take this lad back home? His carer seems to have left him somewhere which he clearly needs as he’s completely confused as to how one action has a knock on effect. Anyone got his mums number?

[Dan @albion85]

@_MancityGee So when is his knighthood going to be announced?

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@Mcfc_page26 Any proof?

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@GoaterBilly @GazDrinkwater Tell me you’ve not read the details and/or understand it without telling me you haven’t

[Dan @albion85]

@Jinja_Owl @LAWTONRalawton And there it is sports fans. The “Whatabout”ary has begun!!

[Dan @albion85]

@tancredipalmeri And the award for the most irrelevant statement of the day goes to……