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Wasted budgets. Broken promises.
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Aussies choosing between groceries and petrol while Canberra holds more committees and conferences.

Love her or hate her, Pauline Hanson is one of the few actually calling out the cost-of-living crisis.

don’t need more speeches.
need politicians who remember who they work for.

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While Aussies choosing between groceries and petrol, Canberra keeps about committees and conferences

Love her or hate her, Pauline Hanson is one of the few actually calling out the cost-of-living crisis.

don’t need more speeches.
need politicians who remember who they work for

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Government: “You need to reduce your carbon footprint.”

Also the government:
Boards another taxpayer-funded flight to a climate conference.

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Petrol prices in Australia are getting so ridiculous I half expect the servo to offer Afterpay at the pump.

Fill the tank → $120
Small heart attack → free
At this rate we’re not driving to work…
we’re just financially visiting the servo. ⛽️😂

#PetrolPrices #CostOfLiving

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Australians: “Cost of living is killing us.”

Government:
“Best we can do is another committee.”

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The government explaining the economy:

“If we spend even MORE money…
the inflation will definitely stop.”

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Government press conference starter pack:

• “This is a global issue”
• “We’re taking it seriously”
• “More spending”

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Australia: record immigration.

Housing supply:
“Yeah nah I’m gonna sit this one out.”

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Housing crisis.
Power bills up.
Taxes up.
But don’t worry…
The government says everything is “on track”.

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Government: “We’re easing pressure on Australians.”

Australians:
“Mate… you ARE the pressure.”

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Petrol goes up overnight.
Groceries go up overnight.
Wages?

Still buffering…

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Every time the government says
“we’re helping with cost of living”
my bank account starts laughing.

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Australia: $1 trillion in debt.

Government solution:
Spend more money.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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Cost of living up.
Petrol up.
Rent up.
Groceries up.
Government spending?
Also up.
At least they’re consistent.

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Australians waiting months for doctors, housing and services…

But don’t worry — the government is working hard to speed up visas. 🙃

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Funny how the government tried to make it harder for Australians to see government documents…

Almost like they didn’t want us seeing what they’re actually doing. 🤔

Lucky people noticed.

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Petrol goes up because of a war in Iran.
But when oil prices drop… petrol stays the same.
Funny how that works.
Government still collects fuel tax every litre. ⛽️

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Albo calling One Nation voters “the dark forces” sounds less like politics and more like he’s casting a spell at Hogwarts 😂

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State election coming up…

Don’t just vote for the bloke with the biggest smile and a hi-vis vest.

Remember: campaign promises expire faster than milk. 🥛

Choose wisely… you’re stuck with them longer than your last phone contract.

#StateElection #AusPol