Uncle just called ja morant a thug and said clairo doesn’t have mainstream pop sensibility with a raw, indie, elliott smith-esque pen. Yea.. this might get messy
This cat looks like he was transformed into a kitten from a human and he's desparately trying to hold onto his last memories of being a human before being completely cat-ified
Having "hero moment" daydreams but it's a passerby who desparately needs to know how to tell apart all 6 major species of salmon and I'm the only one around
I literally have dreams sometimes about finding a sealed bionicle cylinder and cracking it open, bionipussy so good im dreaming about it 20 years later
Every tweet starting with "A 🧵" is insufferable. I do not want to read your pseudo-intellectual rant to get engagement and clicks go read a book please