d.a. 📜🪶

Cœur de Pirate 🇵🇹 “pissing off a few dads, brads and chads”

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

One year turned into 10…guess I forgot to hit “unsubscribe”. Happy anniversary US - you’ve been the free trial I never meant to keep. 💀 🙄

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

Seriously WTH @portugalintheUS. I have made multiple attempts to log in to your site. Sent emails and called, it would be WONDERFUL if you could respond to requests from your citizens. What do I need to do? Fazer um sacrifício em nome da Amália?

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

Hi @portugalintheUS, your appointment website has crashed and if you could please remove the gremlins from the backend wires?! I’m trying to gtfo asap.

[Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦 @Raffi_RC]

if any of my US fans voted for fascism, their love of my songs failed them. they didn’t hear the music. 💔

#FightFascism #belugagrads

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

If you voted 🔴 or 3rd party this election, please know the following:

I hate you too.

[Scarlet Witch Updates @ScarletWitchUpd]

Patti LuPone once said...

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

America hates the idea of a woman President SO much that they voted for an adjudicated rapist who reminded them days before the election he grabs 'em by the pussy "whether they like it or not."

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

@KamieCrawford

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

I haven’t engaged in any gardening activities in a min, but today I will. Come through Americans! This tax paying law abiding immigrant can’t vote yet but is relying on you. DON’T FUCK IT UP! #USElection2024

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

@KamieCrawford 🤭🤭

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

Of course this MAN is a scorpio! 💀🤭

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy Birthday to our guy @JasonKelce

Hope you’re breaking out ALL your dance moves to celebrate 😅

[alex ⚡️ @electrifiedtnt]

travis kelce has heard cowboy like me live three times and i have heard cowboy like me live zero times, what the fuck

[Flavoured Flower @FlavouredPlain]

I’m sorry, the old Jason Kelce can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause he smashed it

[Emmi 🤟🏻 @swiftoclock13]

Team Jason Kelce!!!

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

I’m still trying to process #AGATHARIO and now have to add maroon x cowboy like me?!? #UNWELL

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Trying to recover from hearing "You're a cowboy like me... And I choose you" 😭 #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

[d.a. 📜🪶 @albuquerquedc]

What’s nice is I will never emotionally recover from #AgathaAllAlong