lil uzi bert

F*ck em all Rule the world

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

I’m so sad this never happened 😭😭😭 @slowthai @denzelcurry @darkskinmanson @travisbarker

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

the supergroup to end all supergroups

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Been 26 for 8 days and have already seen two live shows
Something tells me this will be a good year

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

ABOUT TO GO GET SOME MONEY OR GO SPEND SOME MONEY

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

*severe lighting storm happening*
Me going outside: “man ain’t no fucking lighting gonna hit me I’ll be fine”
My boy Stanley: “im about to stay away from you, God boutta make an example outta you talking like that”
😂😂😂

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Life so different now

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

There was a couple in the gym having a heated ass argument with eachother but they were standing by some dumbbells I needed so I had to intervene and ask if they were using them
Sorry y’all

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Shits more expensive than Ritalin too

[NootBro @nootropicguy]

Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know about Saffron

- As effective as Ritalin (ADHD)
- As effective as Prozac (Depression)
- As effective as Celexa (Anxiety)

Nothing to see here

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

westside gunn lyrics: ayo her teeth fell out while we was fuckinggg (WHILE WE WAS FUCKIIINGGGGGGG)
(BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
the instrumental: you are my shining star my guiding light my love fantasyyyy
the title: Food Truck Bullet Holes

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Hope you ain’t sellin that

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Wizard of Oz and Willy Wonka
NIGHTMARES

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what movie traumatized you as a kid?

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Finally in a legal state again and there’s no sports going on to gamble on 🥲

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

@alecmakewaves I love that

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Drug test that first judge bro he got the fighters mixed up or sumn

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

I love being drunk at 2 am and getting production memos for work lmao

[illroots @illroots]

Flatbush Zombies ‘BetterOffDEAD' mixtape is officially dropping on all streaming platforms September 15th

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

BREAKING: Travis Scott announces that when the right releases to the real time, “UTOPIA” drops *its lit* July back and has dropped in 2023, according to Mike Dean & DaBaby 😳‼️

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Wayne doesn’t count cause he died a few times already

[lil uzi bert @alburritooo]

Honestly I’m at the point where I’m gonna start making the argument that Kenny Mason is the best rapper alive

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

In all seriousness tho it’s this one:

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

imagine u at the bottom of the ocean and ya controller disconnect i know that pilot was HEATED