jess

my wife bites | she/her 🧡🤍🩷

[jess @alburti]

there is too such thing as a straight pride celebration!! it’s called the chick-fil-a drive thru line

[jess @alburti]

never ask me “where’s straight pride” when toyotathon is right there

[jess @alburti]

you take my zoloft and i promise you i will become a danger to society

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro.

Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

[Nikki @nikkialburtus]

I GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY!!! TO MY BEST FRIEND!! DURING LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!❤️❤️❤️

[grovy @grovymango]

Etsy witch. Make his dick fall off

[jess @alburti]

getting married to my wife during lesbian visibility week was so real of me

[jess @alburti]

if only your mother would’ve had an abortion

[ives @Iveslueur]

I've never met a girl who supports abortion who hasn't had an abortion. Big cope

[jess @alburti]

every ocean on planet earth is a lesbian

[jess @alburti]

@nikkifreehling my biggest fan 😘😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[jess @alburti]

i love being a femme

[ari 🧸 @herabearrxo]

femmes pls pls use this tweet to show yourselves off i wanna see ur beautiful gorgeous faces

[jess @alburti]

wdym those are all lesbians

[🇪🇸Quarter's💚🇦🇶🇧🇷🇰🇮🇱🇺🇸🇹🇯🇵🇰🇷🇧🇭 @quarter14544]

A lo que hemos llegado 🤦‍♂️👀✍️👇

[jess @alburti]

and that’s why i’m a misandrist 🤠

[jess @alburti]

?? i don’t hate on men to be trendy i genuinely hate them

[vishakha @Vishaaakhaaa]

Hating on men in the name of feminism is a new trend.

[jess @alburti]

happy bad bunny concert day to all who celebrate 💃🏻

[jess @alburti]

few things bring me more joy than getting an X rated holiday/event chain text in the groupchat

[jess @alburti]

@lvhockeymom2 @nikkifreehling the real question is why are you defending a rapist 🤨 seek god

[jess @alburti]

@MikeScoutsDraft truly a shame your mother didn’t abort you

[jess @alburti]

not even on the mortal coil and he still won’t shut the fuck up

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA announced it will host its own ‘All American Super Bowl Halftime Show’ to protest Bad Bunny’s headlining performance.

The organization provided genres for fans to choose for the show including ‘Anything in English,’ ‘Americana,’ and ‘Worship.’