Austin Wells

I once threw up from eating a really spicy sandwich. Recently began donning an Ebneezer style sleeping cap to bed. Can bend my pinky in interesting ways.

[Austin Wells @AlbusWells]

@JacobYo81797643 @jwschroeder67 @RyanCohen24 League average ops is .711 and only 15 players have over 900

[Austin Wells @AlbusWells]

I’m bringing back Nickelback

[Austin Wells @AlbusWells]

Need to defrost my eyeballs

[Austin Wells @AlbusWells]

@JarmanBrandon Challenge me