alby 🦕

28 | cat dad

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

Gonna tweet Mr Beast everyday until he gives me £10k for the car I want

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

I've called on the UK government to step up to its legal and moral obligation to stop ALL arms sales to Israel. This is crucial to help ensure a permanent ceasefire. #StopArmingIsrael https://t.co/OPKA3EQ9tW

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

It’s crazy cause I’m sure Sleep Token really care that Brad, 33, lives with mum thinks they’re shit x

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

@_hxrdtimes_ Bruh hol’ up

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

I love doing an absolute ripper of a fart next to a cat and watching their utterly baffled responses

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

Dance Gavin Dance trynna be Electric Callboy so bad

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

Ayo how I get back in here

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

@saturdayyy_x Yes, do better

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

Just did the gnarliest piss

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

@saturdayyy_x Ever do a piss so bussin it sends shivers down ur spine??

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

Got my blood work back and my oestrogen is too high 😄 killing myself 🤪

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

@saturdayyy_x Yunno when you do a piss, and your body feels like static?

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

@saturdayyy_x A piss that truly changed the trajectory of my life, it has changed me as a human

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

I had a lovely A&E visit cause I had a lovely nap (faint) on the kitchen floor and they were just like “it’s vasovagal syncope you can go home now”

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

Literally screaming at the camera, throwing stuff around and chowing with his mouth wide open actual get oot

[alby 🦕 @albysaurus_]

That MashtagBrady guy on Facebook winds me up why does he eat like that