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have a safe trip, bring me back something french

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g’night tweeeeter

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🥲

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ain’t shit changed

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me hitting my vape on an empty stomach wondering why i’m NAUSEOUS:

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LMFOAOAOAOA i worked until 39 weeks 😭

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me and my OB today when i asked about leave:

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if u had a baby and didn’t struggle with PPD, this is for you.

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#NewProfilePic

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

13 years ago, Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men. This interview aired a week before he lost his job and title as highest-paid actor on TV.

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the most peace i’ve felt in a long time was today when my chiropractor had her hands popping my shitty little bones back into place 😩

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“i dOnT eVeN tAlK tO hEr” ok then shoot her right now

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having a bff is just going to the store and making sure you get goldfish bc that’s their go to snack at ur house 😭😂

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i miss being able to just drop everything and go hang with friends 🫠

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kimberly k did her mf shit with skims 😍 @KimKardashian

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if you ruin something in a movie or show for me i swear to god i’m never watching something w you again 😂 and we aren’t friends anymore bc stfu MAN

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@siimonique_ nope the way i would’ve been livid

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@luhhk_lex @kelsey_crown this was will and javi in point of retreat 😂😭

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= to or better than being on your phone imo🤷🏼‍♀️

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Y’all been at Applebees showing out this month g 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Money does, indeed, bring happiness. Nothing’s more comforting than knowing everything is paid for, and being able to do or buy anything you want. Most problems we have can be solved with money. Most people don’t earn enough money to see the happiness it can bring though

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yesterday to be exact 🤢