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[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

Njungush when Itumbi and Malala are arguing about the 500mill paid to the Grammy #JKLive

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

Medhi to Kimani Ichung'wa: sasa unataka kulia😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Men. All of you must understand that this. Times have changed and wokeness has dominated majorly in the course of this civilization and progress we're moving towards. And we must accept this,Quite unfortunately,Majority of this wokeness is pushing for the subjugation of man in the name of equality among other uttered woke nonsense.
Some Words have also changed meaning and others added density in the course of this time. Anyone who uses words like Rapist,Pedophile,Rape apologist and wife beater to address you must be countred with maximum potency immediately. Especially the first Two,Sio majina ya kucheza nayo.

And those who don't know what weight these words carry are throwing them anyhowly in conversations. In this particular time,These words are like the spells that summon the devil to eat man. They will land you in a very dark abyss. You might not understand this now but when it does happen close to you,these words eat your brothers,friends,Fathers and uncles you will come to a realization what position a man has been put in today. We must be very vigilant,sahii sio kama 2002 ulikua unaambia msichana nitakurape anacheka. Times have changed,we must adjust accordingly.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Ever wanted to see the world in a whole new way..? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind

1. An Interesting Fact About Russia and USA

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

I want to start my countrywide tour of William Ruto's white elephant projects. If you know a project near your area that was launched by the president but it never started or stalled, comment below. I want to come to your village and see it with my two eyes. We must finish the lies.

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

@iam__wambui The ultimate thing is life, the start and end of everything, izo zingine ni stori za jaba

[Md Riyazuddin @riyazmd774]

Though these items are technically illegal 🤯

you can still find them on Amazon.

Here are 10 of the most astonishing products available for purchase 👇

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

Today is the last bow for dictator and liar Zakayo on the stage on Kenya. To freedom 🥂
#RutoMustGo
#OccupyStateHouse
#NaneNaneMarch

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Mother Nature's brutal side revealed

A thread 🧵

1. A reticulated python burned in a wildfire while trying to protect her eggs.

[Philosophy Sage @philosophysage]

I’m 25

I went to a top uni, worked in investment banking, spent $5000 on self help content, and I still had no clue what I wanted in life.

Then I found the 3 greatest books on human psychology and everything clicked.

My 3 biggest takeaways on how to be truly alive:

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

This was in 2011 when rumours of Vybz Kartel having sold his soul to the devil were rife.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

The rear seat of JFK's limousine right after the assassination, 1963.

[Darshan 🦖 @darshan]

1 in 7 adults is a millionaire in Switzerland.

That's 5x higher than the US.

I had to find out their wealth-building habits.

7 ways the Swiss think about money to become richer than you:

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

@WaruiJohn2 Ruto aliamka akacha shower yake akaitisha press briefing to just say F*CK YOU! AM THE PRESIDENT, WHAT THE F*CK YOU GON DO ABOUT IT!!

[Masculine Ego @MasculineEgo_]

Six Male Personalities of Modern Men Explained:

(Which one are you?)

Read The Thread👇

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

This KTN reporter destroyed your favorite former CSs with a whole 5 mins TV story using only memes😂😂😂😂 #RutoMustGo #AngukaNayo #DrainTheSwamp

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

@KenyaPower_Care Transaction failed, M-PESA cannot complete payment of Ksh200.00 to KPLC PREPAID. The Organization's system receiving the payment experienced some technical challenges, try again later.

What's up with the system of buying the token since today at around 7?

[Alchemist👽 @alcemists]

@LilithBlack25 Karen Nyamu dog, kugawa anagawa acha tu