Alces

World’s greatest. Objectively correct about everything.
Ave Christus Rex

[Alces @alces_13]

@MalfinaVT Nice try Addy, I already know my IP address and coordinates.

[Alces @alces_13]

@vtubermale @SocksAssistant And here I was cleaning myself with 'wilderness wipes' on my trip

[Sclimbo 💪🧭【 SVA 】 @vtubermale]

Three days of sleeping in a van and showering with a hose but this was the view so I can't complain!

[Alces @alces_13]

@vtubermale Is that a tick?

[Alces @alces_13]

Binged smoking behind the supermarket with you last night. It’s so good and I’m so alone.

[Alces @alces_13]

@NRActual

[Alces @alces_13]

@AyotoCorp @vtubermale

[Alces @alces_13]

@UmariTomoe @NRActual

[Alces @alces_13]

@peyceast @SocksAgency

[Alces @alces_13]

@BoltTheWord @Leaflit There’s three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. I can make the numbers say and look however I want if I’m clever enough.

[Alces @alces_13]

@KaptainKrunch97

[Alces @alces_13]

My dad complained after playing ace combat 7 that “they’re all the same”

Yes. That’s why I like them.

Meanwhile he’d buy every call of duty and tactical fps game when I was growing up.

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

That's why the Ace Combat team continues to be successful because they exist within a niche and continue to make more of the same thing for people who like that niche lol.

Wish game devs learned this lesson more, you don't need to "innovate" everything all the time.

[Alces @alces_13]

@KirscheVerstahl Clearly you’re funded by the SPLC

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

Introducing Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance, the massive expansion to #MHWilds. Soar into a land above, wield new abilities, and hunt legendary monsters in Master Rank! 

Prepare for Elder Dragons. The next era of Monster Hunter begins in 2027 on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC.

[Alces @alces_13]

People are replying to this apparently mad that they aren't saying "don't like game, then don't play it" or "this game wasn't made for you"

I have no interest in the game either but this is a much better response, whether they actually are open to criticism or not.

[MasteroftheTDS @MasteroftheTDS]

Regardless of how people feel about God of War: Laufey, this is a great response to the critisim.

Other game devs should take notes.

[Alces @alces_13]

Idk man I just didn’t expect to be fighting the Helicarrier.

[Gamer＠ゲーム情報 @GamerNeJp]

「エースコンバット8 ウイングス・オブ・シーヴ」超巨大な陸上戦艦との戦いを収録したプレイ映像はこちらから！ https://t.co/4Hj6vEl7xp #ACE8 #ACECOMBAT8 #WingsOfTheve

[Alces @alces_13]

@vtubermale

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni