Jimmy Carter Paint Co.

There's a parallel universe that only offers Zima and Mt Dew Code Red. Fortunately, I live in a slightly less awful world.

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@Red_River_D Ha!

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This is a must read.

[Red River D @Red_River_D]

https://t.co/4fzu9cJWwD

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@SecretSunBlog And the tidal wave of bad reviews continues. Literally haven't heard a good thing about that movie yet.

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@SethKicklighter When I first heard him on the Confessionals I thought he sounded like how dungeon masters might "pray". Time to put Dangeon N. Duvalgon away and turn to the actual Son of God

[Thenewarea51 @thenewarea51]

KCVG - Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport went ATC ZERO this evening after evacuating the control tower leaving the airport uncontrolled.

Flights deconflicting themselves on the radio. Rumor is a possible security scare, the tower resumed operations not long after.

Audio via Bill B.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Love this man so much

#WorldBaseballClassic

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The ONN knew

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

I'm the Government and I'm here to help!

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Tim Dillon is a fucking legend

[Michael Oxford - AKA The Santa Cruz Mountain Goat @SCMountainGoat]

It’s only a matter of time before people start watering their plants with Gatorade.

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@nut_history Flame Delhi

[Matt Akers @mattakersmusic]

Dimebag Darrell’s murder was the result of a mind controlled assassin and it taking place on the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder (also by a mind controlled assassin) is significant.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Congrats to Terry Francona on reaching 2,000 career wins!

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@nut_history Riverfront Stadium

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@DildoGaggins89 Juliana Hatfield - My Sister
Howlin' Maggie - Alcohol
Belly - Feed the Tree
Brainiac - Go Freaks Go
Dead Eye Dick - New Age Girl
Squirtgun - Social
Ass Ponies - Little Bastard

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@BBGreatMoments @JoseCanseco

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@NQthing2see @RedpillDrifter @OperationGCD @OccultFriends

[John Foley @2008Philz]

These home runs were both hit at 8:37 p.m. pacific time. 36 years apart.

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@RedpillDrifter Is that supposed to be Mount Hermon?? I don't recall many mountains in Florida.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’m with bro here