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a little bit of a sludge boy, officially a wiggle baby

[Schuyler Mitchell @schuy_ler]

UPDATE: Less than 24 hrs after I reported on this, NYU Law walked back its demand that 31 pro-Palestine students give up protesting in order to sit for in-person final exams — but they're still banned from most school buildings. More here:
https://t.co/w1NVTelWkC

[🤍 Sammy G 🤍 @SammyTheOG]

Ayyyy! I don’t make-a da testosterone! I’m pissing 30 times a day over here! Mama Mia, my meatballs are shrinking!

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

i’m actually not a diversity hire i’m a personality hire and it’s hard work being the team entertainment and carrying the weight of clown representation

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: Former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe meeting Former President Reagan today

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

this is my greatest creation

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: barrel
Confidence: 28.66%
Submission by @com

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

@adryan336 we get special liberal floride in our water

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

Yooooo if you get one of these and sit on the floor while munching on it you can experience what being a hamster is like

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

want to teach kindergartners to read? so they can google TRANSGENDER PORN????? fucking sickos to the gulag with you

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

oh you wanna be a teacher?? to instruct children??? and help them grow academically and as youg people??? ok groomer

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

@allegedly_lily bc u liked dr who

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

@cringerevival if he doesnt give you a job with $1 million dollar salary, into the paper shredder

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. Something amazing happened West Hollywood two nights ago: the city council voted to phase in 30 unarmed security ambassadors in place of 5 out of the 60 armed, violent Sheriff deputies. The media coverage was astounding. Some of it is hilarious though.

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

@nichknach this is the future liberals want

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

@prolehole pb&patriot front sounds like the worst sandwich ever

[uhhh @alchemizingfrog]

@prolehole love wins

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

The New York Times running an article this week blaming trans people for the fall of Roe vs Wade and then having "enby" as an answer in the crossword today is just the perfect encapsulation of the state of trans media coverage, no notes

[Akela Lacy @akela_lacy]

Does the New York Times think it’s irrelevant to mention the people who spent $6.5 million in SF to send this message?