eris the alchemist 💫

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[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

I love being delusional, and insane

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

Sunshine, there ain't a thing that you can do that's gonna ruin my life (:

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

I don't make the rules. I just think them up, and write them down.

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

Chasing my tequila with alani

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

@much_drunk I yam

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

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[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

The fact that all of my friends are lawyers and I'm just over here like "yeah I do onlyfans," 😂

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

Love it, hate it, leave it, take it, click on the link to see me naked (;

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

He told me that I resemble a Greek goddess… I'm gonna melt

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

@lilasianbaee 😂😂😂 just the claws not the toes baby

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

They're playing straight bangers in the nail salon

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

I say this with the utmost disrespect: I hope my success is nauseating. I hope every single soul who underestimated me, gags everytime they see me win🙂‍↕️

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

@JonathonRa1754 I guess we're all immature, huh? 😂

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

This guy that I was super in love with dumped me over a year ago because I was working 3 jobs & was always late to the one that I was allowed to be late to 🤣

And now I make his salary in one month; it really is fucking insane how the tables turn🖕🏼

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

I really am the sweetest person in the whole entire world until you cross me, then I become conniving, and vicious, and evil 😛

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

@angelsandshi @Scoped2099 I think that that's genuinely just mental illness, and I think they watched too many red pill podcasts. And it's funny that they think they're going to get some hot virgin🤣 like no sweetheart, beautiful, fun women usually know their worth, and like to go have fun 🤣💀

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

@55yjzvmrdy @Viralvid_89 @janbsall The fact that you think this is a moral thing is so silly, they didn't overturn Roe vs Wade because they are trying to save lives; they need more kids to steal from the foster care/adoption system. Whether or not they press charges for the fetus, should be the mom's decision.

[eris the alchemist 💫 @alchemyanderis]

@GoldWingSK @_thearnie @AlexShadows2323 @riturnofthaMAK @DailyLoud Yeah, because people should be able to express themselves, you fucking retard. goddamn your mom should've suffocated you in the crib when you were a baby.