Alchemy Hypnosis

Personal growth through hypnosis

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@Wilder_w_Jack @dave43law Crazy that you're the first person I've seen say this online. This is it right here. Cheers from the other side of the lake bro!

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Lmao that's funny. I actually recently learned that the word biweekly can mean either "once every two weeks" or "twice a week", rendering it virtually meaningless.

I had always thought if it as once every two weeks, but I'll never use it again. Words don't mean anything anymore these days lol 😫🤣

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@nosilverv Before enlightenment, see tiddies, get boner.
After enlightenment, see tiddies, get boner.

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@botzarelli @Manu_Stu @psychiel Yeah "fortnight" sounds to us like it's coming from a Lord of the Rings character lol

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@HistoriaJack @Gentleman_Ways In NYC being a conservative is way edgier than being "liberal" (whatever that even means anymore)

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@botzarelli @Manu_Stu @psychiel Interesting. Must be a difference between American and British English. American speakers would say "in the hospital" instead of "in hospital" to mean unwell. To say he's at work we'd say he's "at the hospital"

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@milesineden @NostalgiaFolder Oh nice thanks for the AI slop

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@lichthauch This is absolute fire

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@LemmySmackett This is absolutely in my top 5 tweets of all time.

Well done, seriously.

That's an easy follow.

Keep it up for real

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@RichardDawkins Looks at the universe, sees no God.

Looks at a midwit opinion generator, thinks it's conscious.

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As a millennial I remember watching Nickelodeon as a kid in the 90s, and a big part of the general messaging was that parents and older generations were uncool and contemptible. Very similar energy to this.

Remember the Apple Jacks commercials where the parents would ask why they're called Apple Jacks if they don't have apples, and the kids would just shake their heads, because "Parents just don't get it"?

It didn't even make sense. There was nothing to get. It was psychological manipulation to get kids not to take their parents seriously, so that the TV could give them their morals and values. So many people in our generation internalized this and have no idea

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@lmkwhenurhome I'm pretty sure this is because hands are what we use to, like... hold objects...

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@RussellH888 @DrewPavlou This the sloppiest of AI slop

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@JakeOrthwein @vividvoid Also Kabbalah

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Well said. What's interesting too is that, even after we've gone through the difficult process of letting all the misconceptions and illusions fall away, and see what we perceive to be the truth ... we then still have to be open to the possibility that our new perspective is an illusion too lol

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@BeachViewGames @redaction Cool I'll check it out thanks!

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@meta_nomad @nosilverv Have you tried hypnosis?

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@BeachViewGames @redaction I have not