[ an “annoyed” sigh left his lips as he started to prepare a mai tai. ]
“ You’re lucky I like you. I would’a sent your ass back to your room if I didn’t. “
[ he wouldn’t really — it was just a bluff; he didn’t mean the words. ]
—What? Can't I ~CUM~ see my favorite kitty? C'mon, baby~ gimme a drink. —
And he laughed, y'know, like a dumbass.
So horribly crass still, but friendly, more than anything.
—Don't keep all da fun all ta yaself, handsome. Otha' people wanna be miserable too —
' !! '
[ his eyes widened at the sudden kiss for a moment, before he melted into the touch of his husband. his feathers ruffled slightly as he pulled back to look at the other. ]
" 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 missed me, hm? ~ "
⠀⠀ ( Alastor's smile widens,
⠀⠀ finding amusement from
⠀⠀ Husker's. . . Annoyance. )
⠀⠀ — Busy .ᐣ Well, you could have told me so .ᐟ You got me so worried.
⠀⠀ ( That was a lie. He didn't
⠀⠀ give a shit. )
[ he wanted to snap back — ask /him/ where /he’s/ been the last seven years — but he decided against it. whatever the excuse was, it wasn’t worth his time. ]
“ i was busy. so what? “