alcoholic problems

Drunk words are sober thoughts

[Alexis Mitton @coelexis]

@alcoholprobs i pissed my pants at a bar and took off ny panties and put em in my purse. #toughasfuck

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You must have been to drunk to notice! #alcoholicprobs "@chrisbeddy: its thursday already? shit. @alcoholprobs"

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THIRSTY THURSDAYY #shots #alcoholicprobs

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Tell me the most fucked things you've done while being drunk and I'll retweet the best/funniest ones!!

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#ILikeYouBecause you're also an alcoholic #alcoholicprobs

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#ILikeYouBecause you'll give me a free beer #alcoholicprobs

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#In8thGrade I didn't like alcohol....THANK FUCKING GOD I GREW UP #alcoholicprobs

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@embadee3 I wish I could retweet this!

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If you remember your night....you're not doing it right #alcoholicprobs.

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Blondes and brunettes are trending....how about I'll take none, but keep my alcohol instead #alcoholicprobs

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#SomeoneCuteIFollow jack daniels #alcoholicprobs

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#ThingsThatBotherMe when people get mad when others drunk text or tweet, HELLO IM DRUNK FUCK OFF AND HAVE FUN FOR ONCE #alcoholicprobs

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#ThingsThatBotherMe people who can't even finish a mickey #alcoholicprobs

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#thingsthatbotherme when people waste alcohol #alcoholicprobs

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#ImHappyWhen when I have a bottle of alcohol in my hands #alcoholicprobs

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#IADMIT IM IN ALCOHOLIC, NOT FOR REAL BUT WHAT ELSE DO YOU CALL IT #alcoholicprobs

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Drinking on a monday night.... Yupp I think so #alcoholicprobs.

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When I go to the liquor store I feel like a child at a candy shop #alcoholicprobs

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When I puke on somebody else's driveway #sorrynotsorry #alcoholicprobs

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What's a party with out alcohol? #alcoholicprobs