Alda

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

I will die for my country new york city

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

whoever is doing pr for ground beef and sweet potatoes right now, fantastic work!! i gotta give it up for you

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

First blizzard of winter vs second blizzard of winter

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Going into manhattan is always fascinating because you get to watch people walk who have never ever walked before

[Bry @brysonpnd98]

everyone becomes albanian at some point of their lives some sooner others later

[Glengarry Glenn Greenwald @TomCokeIsABlunt]

Good morning everyone!!!

[P @parisCo_]

Tried shutting up, don’t think it’s for me unfortunately

[julia @juumelo_]

a beautiful woman should never have to use microsoft excel

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

I’m sorry I have to do this

Shining in @Eagles colors in honor of their NFC Championship win

[Kristen @Kica333]

I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.

[Freshly caught tuna-tartare @D_Radiance]

can you believe there are people out there in the world that don’t know what teams is…never seen or used outlook….don’t know what an authenticator app is….they are truly the blessed ones

[K. @KayisforKel]

Yawning in the club is definitely my brand

[jynx @jynxbby]

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad

[Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc]

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It’s so hard being young and fun

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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