Alex Wendling

4 time Quiz bowl letterman

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Hey @NextGenStats, does returning a punt help or hurt the return team? Feel like several teams could see what the computer comes up with. #MNF

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

First NFL game of the year: when all commercials are new because I haven’t watched TV since the Super Bowl.
#FOOTBALLISBACK

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

60% of the time I get a numeric passcode texted to me I think to myself, I could have guessed that. #prescient #duo

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Maybe Celtics put Blake Griffin in? #EasternConferenceFinals

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Kudos to the notary lobbyists for keeping notaries relevant in 2023. Booked full for the next 3 days at @Chase.

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Timeout strategy is off the charts #Sweet16

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

I’d like to thank #DraftKings for not verifying my account even though they possessed verifiable documents. I was gonna bet big against @TCUFootball.

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

@chili_wendling @elonmusk Maybe just buy Southwest. I hear they have planes that need flying

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Chase Daniel is BACK!
#TNF

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK. ITS GAMEDAY

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

When was the last time an instagram food blogger posted a review stating the food was subpar? Need someone to be real with me #shrewdfoodie

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Most surprising thing I learned from watching the US open? The Weakest Link is still on TV.

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Unsure if sautéed onions can qualify as a condiment for brats…. But if so…. Best. Ever. #tailgating

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

That was supposed to be a joke

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Did the Bills score too fast? Still 13 seconds #NFL

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

Ever wonder how your kid’s day went when he says something like, “We don’t eat bird poop off the ground” when you are preparing dinner? I do. I also know any follow up questions are met with silence. #parenting #dinnertime

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

If I was Big Rhubarb I’d raise the price 1000% during the month of November. It’d still fly off the shelves.
#baking #pie #thanksgiving

[Alex Wendling @alden_dad]

I can’t turn it off. Absolute electric factory. “The pace is so slow..this 50 km walk is the most unique event in track & field… how would you like to walk in 81 degrees and 87% humidity?” #NBCSN #olympics