sarah

the coolest girl in the goblin underground

[sarah @alderaanson]

thread of threads ♐️

[sarah @alderaanson]

idk who still follows me on this account but tomorrow i’m getting married to the most amazing woman i’ve ever known and we literally met because i was writing this fic 🤍 ikp you will always be famous

[sarah @alderaanson]

𝗜 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘𝗦 — a benpoe social media au

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[sarah @alderaanson]

semi annual tweet so that my account doesn’t get purged

[sarah @alderaanson]

(it’s me i’m opening shift)

[sarah @alderaanson]

pretending i’m working in a cute cafe as i tidy the living room and kitchen, unload the dishwasher, do the dishes, reorganize a cabinet so opening shift doesn’t get angry

[sarah @alderaanson]

i will cry

[sarah @alderaanson]

@perlaret

[sarah @alderaanson]

am i gonna have to be active here again so that the egghead doesn’t wipe my account and delete my fics

[sarah @alderaanson]

@perlaret time as a concept is so vague tbqh a week could be 7 days or it could be 456 days who’s to say

[sarah @alderaanson]

[piercing inhalation] okay. let’s do this. first update in almost a year.

[sarah @alderaanson]

also this tl is such a mess oh my god bye i’m going back to my priv

[sarah @alderaanson]

hashtag yeah

[sarah @alderaanson]

@komorybatbat A YEAR LATER…….time is absolutely not real

[sarah @alderaanson]

SEARCHING — a benpoe epistolary au

𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴, 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴, 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥, 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘮?

[sarah @alderaanson]

poe: oh you think i need to consider the consequences of my actions? do i look like the type of person who considers anything ever

[sarah @alderaanson]

anyway give it up for poe liar liar pants on fire dameron, who told 3 different people he deleted a recording when he did not in fact delete it

[sarah @alderaanson]

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[sarah @alderaanson]

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